The Music Sorting Hat
“Hmm,” said a small voice in his ear. “Difficult. Very difficult. Plenty of skill, I see. Not a bad tone either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes — and a nice thirst to to be first chair, now that’s interesting. . . . So where shall I put you?”

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Is the only girl in her five member section. Second chair and is willing to do just about anything to move up one more chair. Is very used to being the brunt of the majority of orchestra jokes. Complains a lot. Loves being harmony and gets bored with melody because is also a soprano. Loves Dvorak because he wrote music for my instrument. Gets very defensive about my instrument. Orchestra is my second family, especially my own, little section.

Anonymous

Cello!

4 months ago | J | 2 notes
female, 16. short, loves loves LOVES musical theatre, cynical/sarcastic/sassy when she needs to be (most of the time) and sweet(er) and kind(er) otherwise. likes to dress in skinny jeans, oxfords and boots and converse and sparkly stuff (so kind of hipster-y but also not). swears a lot. lives vicariously through fictional characters and will protect her friends until her dying day

Anonymous

Soprano II!

4 months ago | J | 0 notes
Female. Fun and loud. Loves solos and generally being important. Makes fun of strings (particularly violins). Can't count, usually comes in late then gives up! Thinks their instrument is the best and is very proud of their section.

Anonymous

Clarinet!

4 months ago | J | 0 notes
Plays three instruments. One string, two woodwinds. Academically driven and perfectionist. Likes to recieve credit when credit is deserved. Is a good leader, but is shy and awkward in person. Super competitive. Very geeky and nerdy.

Anonymous

Violin!

4 months ago | J | 0 notes
female, 16, really short, usually sweet but has a very short temper.Open-minded and Loves to joke around and likes pastel purple and sunset/sunrise colors. likes to dress kind of like a hipster. Biggest passion in life is music but also loves art and astronomy. Usually tends to be outgoing but likes to have alone time once in awhile. also adores pugs, Dr. Pepper, and candy of any kind.

Anonymous

Mezzo!

4 months ago | J | 0 notes
Girl, tall, over-enthusiastic about music, good grades, kinda socially awkward, competitive, tends to romanticize stuff like nature and travelling, one of two in my orchestra, loves to be the center of attention and epic solos / counter-melodies - basically being important.

Anonymous

Bass clarinet!

4 months ago | J | 1 note
Female, 14, Sassy. Loves jazz, and wants to be the star of the show. Loves to joke around and have fun, but can be serious when needed. Is rivals with the clarinet section.


Alto Sax!

4 months ago | J | 0 notes
guess what instrument(s) i play: I am pretty chill, but I can get very competitive. I know no life other than sitting at the front, but I love to listen to everyone. I sometimes wish I was born into soviet era russia so i could listen to shostakovich and such as he/they intended it to sound. I am a total romantic. I love everyone, but everyone doesn't like me. oh, and i make fun of violas. sorry.

Anonymous

Violin!

4 months ago | J | 0 notes
Female, 15, short, loud, funny, emotionally damaged, skilled for her age, very protective of her loved ones. Most people wouldn't guess her past or mental/emotional problems


Trumpet!

4 months ago | J | 0 notes
Tall, loud, nerdy, bookworm, only one in section,creative.


Baritone Horn!

4 months ago | J | 0 notes